Headline Hall of Fame

Here's another one.
Hide-and-seek turns up abandoned baby in bushes

Sarah Palin in as VP

McCain has chosen Sarah Palin as his VP candidate. This will work well for him as she is young and a woman. A hot woman at that.

When asked for comment on Obama's campaign, she was apparently referencing the fact that he already seems to think he's the president when she quoted her husband.

"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

Headline Hall of Fame

So I decided that I would post actual headlines that are awesome in a Headline Hall of Fame. Here is the first entry.

Dad chops son's hand off in banana fight