Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Fucking A Right

Evidently if you do a google search for romulan words, you get to this little blog. Yes!!!! Who the fuck is googling in Romulan? Or was it Klingon? I don't remember.


Edit: Pasted the wrong one in here. Sorry. Here is the correct one.

Pros and Cons of Orphan

There is a new film coming out called Orphan. To help you out in deciding whether or not to watch this, I have decided to give you a little information.

Here are the pros and cons of this movie

Pros
Vera Farmiga is in it and she was awesome in Boy in the Striped Pajamas (which is a brilliant film if you can get past all the Nazi's having British accents) and Departed.
Margo Martindale is in it and she is a fantastic character actor.
Peter Sarsgaard is in it aand he haas done some excellent work as a chaaraacter aactor in his own right, most notaably in Boys Don't Cry aand The Saalton Seaa.
It is rated R unlike most shitty horror movies lately which are rated PG-13. I'm pretty sure my thoughts on that are well known.
CCH Pounder is in it and she was awesome in the Shield.

Cons
Jaume Collet-Serra is directing it and his only previous horror experience in his very limited directorial career was House of Wax with Paris Hilton. Also, don't mind him he's from Barcelona.
Peter Sarsgaard is in it and he haas done some terrible work as a chaaraacter aactor, most notaably in Jaarheaad and The Skeleton Key.
CCH Pounder is in it and she hasn't done anything worthwhile in her entire career with the exception of the Shield.
It is a unique and clever idea the likes of which have never been seen on the big screen. Oh wait, scratch that. It is a dull rehash of a story that has been told a million times.
Warner Bros. has already caved by removing a line from the trailer. The original spot included the line, "It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own". That line is now removed because adoption organizations found it offensive. Horror movies should not really try to be PC if you ask me.

Overall evaluation, this will be yet another rubbish movie that people should not watch.


Edit: I forgot to mention that CCH Pounder is playing a nun. If I see a black nun all I can think of is Whoopi Goldberg.